17. I Hate Every Bone in her Body but Mine
16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your A** Out All Day Long
15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here.
7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.
5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure.
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.
*And the Number One country song is - - -
1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke Up With a Few!
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